I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i barfeds in our rink
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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