love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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