My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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