I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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