Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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