They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
