I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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