OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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