:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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