yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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