well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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