thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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