Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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