girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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