I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
