in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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