i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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