No subtext here. People are naked.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Randomize