The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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