I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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