I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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