She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
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it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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