You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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