She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Randomize
