the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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