evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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