Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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