You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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