hell yes lets make some ravioli
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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