school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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