I showed him my bush... on skype.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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