i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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