Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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