$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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