i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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