New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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