We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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