ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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