I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Enjoy the penises
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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