she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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