FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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