I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
The ass gains better be worth it
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