This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
