I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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