if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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