He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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