Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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