She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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