just tell him i said nine months
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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