lets start a swedish sibling band together
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
i dont even know how to be here
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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