I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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