I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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