oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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