Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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