Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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